Wednesday, June 8, 2011

malu tutup muka!



sebab tue la Nabi Muhammad S.A.W ajar kena jaga pandangan, tundukkan muka, supaya kelak tidak memalukan diri sendiri...



Nabi ajar, tak mo ikut kan! padan muka!

*ketuk forehead berkali-kali*



mata neh kena behave! tak boleh nk pandang ngada-ngada or pandang cm nk mkn org! haish~

oh, pagi neh boleh jalan lenggang-lenggok gie opis, x yah jogging mcm slalo sbb smpai awl arie neh. kalo nmpk org tarik beg, kena cepat2 amek phne or tgk phne, so, tak de la malu sgt kn kalo ternampak nnti! kehkeh

Sunday, June 5, 2011

1991


kenapa comeeeeeeel sgt neh? haish~!




jd adek angkat, nk? ;p




*muntahijau*

Monday, May 30, 2011

ragam..

dh dekat sebulan kje, macam-macam jenis org aku jumpa. antaranya......

*ade yg muka pecah rumah tapi wat rahang aku jatuh bila tgk cgpa dia..
*ade yg boleh jalan pkai heels dr klcc ke wisma uoa... (tak saket ke kaki awak?)
*ade yg muka innocent gila, jambu, dorky sgt-sgt, tp berasap, cm org pro dh seploh tahun isap rokok..
*ade yg muka chantek, molek bertudung tapi berasap..
*ade yg muka melayu abes, tapi bhenci gila ngan pompuan melayu, takde klas katenye..
*ade yg sehat-walafiat tapi biar kn je ibu-ibu mengandung atau pon org-org tua berumur berdiri dlm train.. (cuba kalo isteri hang yg mengandung? or kakak hang yg mengandung? atau mak pak hang yg berdiri? panas hati dak kalo org tak bg depa ddk?)
*ada yg suka tgk org ats bawah, ats bawah.. (awat? kami chantek sgt ka?)
*ade yg perasan pandai cam bagus sangat tapi biasa ja sebanarnya.. (bukan la kami nk ckp kami neh pandai apa ka, tapi, tapi tak pie mana pon kalo hang perangai cm neh, memalukan ada la hang tau!)
*ada yg nama ISLAM, tp nk jd cm CINA kapiq..
*ade yg pagi-pagi berjogging dgn baju kurung sbb dh lambat nak gie kje... (hot gila pompuan neh jogging pkai baju kurung! ;p)
*ada yg eksaited gila bila dpt gaji pertama!!!

(kami la tue, hoyaey~!)

(saya ada, awk ade? ;p)

*macam-macam jenis ragam ade, kn? kalo smua sama ja pulak kang, tak adventure pulak~ ye dak?

*walaupon maken lama maken membosan kn kje skrang neh, naseb baek ade miss BELLO di sisi, at least x de la bosan sgt, plus boleh la cuci mata tgk resume org kalo ngantuk.. kehkeh

p/s-miss BELLO, gambo drp podot saya dh x chantek, sgt mengecewakan.. kne beli camera brue cpt neh! ;p

Sunday, May 22, 2011

sape pompuan neh?


dia bkn pesilat yg handal...

dia bkn pesilat yg hebat...

dia bkn pesilat yg pernah dpt gold..

dia pesilat yg pemalas..

dia pesilat yg suka mengelat..

dia bkn la pesilat yg boleh dibuat contoh pon..

tp...

dia terharu bila tgk neh....

hehe, knl tak pompuan neh? kehkehkeh
*malu*

terima kaseh anis sbb wat poster letak gmbo pompuan neh pompuan neh speechless tersipu-sipu malu tgk gmbo neh hehe

wat promotion sket.........

"meh2, adk kakak abang, masuk silat neh. kompom kurus, x yah minum jus mate-5 pon!! meh2"

*jerit2 sambil wat muka eksaited!! ;)

Saturday, May 14, 2011

acid splasher yang gile!

victims of the acid splasher:

1. March 2 - Eight Year 4 and Year 6 pupils and a teacher of SK Bukit Bandaraya in Jalan Bangkung, Bangsar were splashed with a liquid by a motorcyclist clad in black.

2. March 24 - Two marketing executives were splashed with acid as they were walking along Jalan Tun Sambanthan at 5.30pm.

3. March 25 - A 25-year-old history teacher, on the way to school, was attacked near the back gate of a school in Jalan Sultan Abdul Samad at 7am.

4. March 26 - A Frenchman and his female companion became the 13th and 14th victims of a corrosive liquid-splashing attack by a motorcycle duo in Jalan Conlay about 3pm.

5. April 2 - In Jalan Mantin, Negri Sembilan, a 27-year-old woman and her 18-year-old niece were attacked by two men on a motorcycle 9pm.

6. May 6 - Two women were splashed with acid when a motorcyclist attacked them from behind in Jalan Pudu Lama at 9pm.

7. May 6 - Thirty minutes later, a lawyer in her 30s, was attacked near a parking lot in front of The Mall shopping centre in Jalan Putra.

8. May 7 - A woman and her one-year-old baby were standing in her house compound in Persiaran Titiwangsa when the splasher rode by and threw the liquid at them at 3pm.

gila tak? ape masalah awk nk simbah2 acid kt org yang tak bersalah neh? kalo ade masalah ke hape ke, cuba la bawak berbincang? betol tak? haish~!

mane2 pon tak selamat skrang, so kalo nk jln2 tue better la naek kenderaan cm kete ke ape ke even nk gie kedai dkt pon..

tak pon, jln mane2 bwk payung, so, kalo nmpk org naek moto HONDA EX5 or YAMAHA yg suspicious ja teros bukak payung.. at least, kalo kena simbah acid, x de kne terok sgt kn nnti?

bak kate omputih tue, precaution is better than cure~

in short, sila berjaga-jaga wanita-wanita gorgeous sekalian~

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

bintang


raserase awak ingt kat saya lagi tak?





*sebenarnyasayatakbolehnaktidor, mula la pikir bnde bukan2! haish~